Anyway, onto some Daily Mail MK suggestiveness.
Hollywood siren Megan Fox, who was recently voted Sexiest Woman In The World by FHM magazine, is set to play Mother Teresa.
But devout Catholics need not fear, it is not a serious biopic.
Saintly? Megan Fox plays Mother Teresa in a movie within a movie
She stars in How To Lose Friends and Alienate People as upcoming actress Sophia Maes, who lands the lead role in a movie-within-a-movie on the life of the famous nun.
Fox appears alongside Simon Pegg and Kirsten Dunst in the film, which is based on Toby Young's memoir of the same name.
Siren: The actress stars in How To Lose Friends and Alienate People [note her Marilyn Monroe tattoo, pointed out to me in comments, thanks a lot whoever that was I forget]
Meanwhile, the 22-year-old has been ordered to put on weight for her role in the second Transformers movie.
The Angelina Jolie look alike said: 'I had to put on weight. I’d lost a lot of weight and got really scrawny, but I was told I had to put on size for Transformers because Michael [Bay, the director] doesn’t like skinny girls.'
"We will all laugh at gilded butterflies" Shakespeare quote (AKA Rosicrucian Francis Bacon, more on AMORC in next post) [more on Angelina in forthcoming/delayed Wanted post]