Through the keyhole: Inside the up-for-sale $8m mansion Britney says is jinxed
She claims it's 'jinxed' [she has been programmed to feel this way; probably they messed up the programming there so returning would trigger some memory fragments, or something of that nature] but these pictures show that any person who buys Britney's mansion, which she put on the market last week, would feel extremely lucky indeed.
The singer is selling her hilltop Beverly Hills property for $7.9million (?4million).
The Italian-style villa, in an exclusive gated community protected by guards, offers six bedrooms and six bathrooms, a Renaissance-inspired dining room and lounge and swimming pool.
The 26-year-old has lived in the home for less than two years - and was forced to leave the house twice early this year to be hospitalised [shame really; she now seems to be fully back under control].
She is obviously keen to move on from the property quickly as she is reportedly selling it with all the furniture.
The pop star has made a remarkable comeback in recent weeks, triumphing at the MTV Video awards where she picked up several awards.
However the latest pictures of Britney taken as she arrived at LA International Airport show her looking gaunt and pale and with tattered hair extensions - suggesting that her recovery is far from complete.
Her father Jamie Spears, who remains in legal control of his daughter until December 31, sought permission from a court in June to sell the home.
The new owner of Britney's mansion will be able to enjoy 7,500 square feet of living space plus a range of benefits that accompanies the typical A-list lifestyle such as three garages, a 'grand entrance foyer', a large terrace, a library and a smoking den. And naturally the property's domestic staff are also provided for with a chef's kitchen and a maid's quarter.
When Britney took to the stage at the MTV Video Awards just a few weeks ago, she looked fresh and glamorous with new blonde extensions and a slimmer figure clad in a shimmering silver dress.
However now those extensions - put in to cover her baldness after she shaved off all her hair last year - are coming away from her head. [OMG NOT THE HAIR EXTENSIONS!!!! NOOOOO!!!!!! seriously though; this over the top focusing on her head is more subtle hints at her mind/control]
All that glitters: Britney looked glamorous at the MTV Video Awards a few weeks ago, left, but latest pictures show her hair extensions are falling apart, right
Also, a story highlighted in a previous post's comments (cheers anony) about Heather [Heath L] Locklear [Lock/Lear], click for wiki where you can see her mother is a Disney production executive, she has appeared with Miley on Hannah Montana [she plays Lily's (Hannah/Miley's friend) mother, note the pink wig for Britney synch] and the movie thing also, might as well put imdb link to to show this.
Again: It's all in the eyes.
In the film Shattered Mind [that's the alternate name; note in imdb it is written by a Baum (Theosophist Frank Baum created the Wizard of Oz of course)] she plays a person with MPD/DID (like she probably has in reality, intentionally though; through mind control programming).
Police said the witness, who didn't recognise the star, reported that she had stopped on a nearby highway and left her car, apparently stumbling into traffic.
Last year, she was divorced from Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora [the dude in a double headed eagle (I'm fairly certain it is anyway) t-shirt; all these "rockstars" essentially have stepford wives ;s, will look for a clearer picture] after 11 years of marriage. They have a daughter, Ava Elizabeth."